[YOU were] nicked, not me.
The phone was a tool [to make me think it was me, myself, in danger]
[From familial] accusations and agenda-plagued collusions.
And so way back when [way before two thousand and ten]
[The idea was clearly] planted
To extract so clever the not altogether silently [ranting].
[For now that all YOUR] threats and communications
Are in the hands of the other family [the one that means me well],
[There is little you can] dare to do any more,
As anything you accuse [will by them find its rapture]
[In the phone that was nicked] blessedly!
In the phone that was [recaptured].